#6 – Paying for WiFi
For reasons beyond me many many white people feel entitled to this incessant stream of information that comes at very rapid speeds on their Macs (not having the money for a Mac will be discussed at a later date) called the internet. And they feel entitled to all of this at no cost to them.
When white people have to pay for their WiFi (the aforementioned magical appearing of the internet in random places like coffee shops and bagel cafes) you would think you just asked them to be the majority investor in research & development for the A-bomb.
I get it though, I really do. White people have grown up thinking the internet was this big free prize they got at their birth. They hit the genealogical jackpot and learned what a USB was before they learned what the USA was. Most of us never knew our parents paid a company substantial amounts of money on a monthly basis so we didn’t have to grow up in the catastrophic Facebook-free world that some other kids had to grow up in.
Complaining about paying for WiFi isn’t really our fault. Let’s blame it on our parents!
