#3 – iPhone Apps

iPhone Apps
White people spend copious amounts of time organizing their iPhone apps. Do I put my magic Twilight app next to my calorie counting app or my American Idol voting app or even my Words With Friends (more on this later) app?!
Many white people organize their iPhone apps by color, functionality, or even genre. Some white people confuse themselves by always switching their apps around for aesthetic beauty and end up tweeting when they were trying to text (another massive white people problem).
Some white people get so frustrated with their iPhone app problem that they just buy a Blackberry.
Michael Hyatt, CEO of a publishing company called Thomas Nelson, recently confirmed the iPhone appĀ problem. He even expounded upon it here. Michael Hyatt has been spewing digital gold re: this white people problem.