#1 – Masters Badges

Welcome to our blog of problems white people and their families experience. WPP #1 is a big one. We don’t have enough Masters badges. 5 of us traveled to Augusta last weekend but only 2 of us were able to enter the club’s grounds at one time. The other three people had to sit in air-conditioned houses and restaurants, eat, drink, and watch the tournament on HDTV. It was horrible. It was so bad, in fact, that I’m pretty sure none of us ever wants to make the trip again. The mileage we put on our cars shuttling people back and forth from the course and the inconvenience of having to miss 20 minutes of golf while we switched out the badges was too much to endure.

This is only WPP #1…there are many more to come.

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